Portal Goblin: Volume 1 - Reap the Undead

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  Oozewart just wanted to punch her boss in the face and collect some fingers. Is that really too much to ask?
  Meet Oozewart, the Knuckle Cracker. She’s a grumpy, brain-slurping goblin trapped under a mountain of fake debt. To buy her freedom, she takes the notoriously deadly Gravekeeper shift at Mortvell’s Crypt. But instead of a quiet night with the dead, she gets sucked through a rogue portal, slapped with the unwanted title of "Entry Level Reaper", and cursed with the worst magical affliction imaginable: the irresistible urge to actually do the right thing.
  Now, armed with a bloodthirsty scythe and accompanied by a chatty snot-blob named Wuurrm, Oozewart must slice her way through an army of surprisingly smart zombies. If she fails, she becomes undead chow. If she succeeds? She might accidentally save the realms. Gross.
  The ebook and paperback are now available! Check out this link!